My hotel room looked like a typical two story motel you can see in films – everything looks and feels familiar because of TV-shows and movies but I‘m not fully realizing that I‘m here after all…

My first morning in the Land of Freedom started with two hours of American TV and its’ very entertaining commercials (Do you need a mortgage? Lawyer? Medical treatment? Indoor smoke-free grill?) – I never watch TV at home… who under 40 still does that instead of netflix?). In the breakfast room was a machine that could dish out food from ice cream to burgers… I have no clue how that works, but here’s proof:

A very friendly shuttle driver named Warren dropped me at the airport and we connected over climbing and mountains – he spent the last half hour before flying with me which helped against the boredom that slowly rose. I planned so much for the next five days that it will make up for one travel day mostly spent sitting on my ass at the airport! Right before I left, I had to use the toilet and I was instantly reminded of New York 10 years ago… WHY ARE THE TOILET DOOR GAPS ARE SO BIG??? WHY??? There was a lady locking eyes with me, while…you know.

A cute little cruiser with a super charming steward who talked very fast brought me to Page, AZ in just under an hour. It‘s a small town with flat buildings sitting on top of a mesa surrounded by brushes and red rocks, called Navajo sandstones. The Navajo (or Diné) reservation is close and some of the tourist attractions (like Upper/Lower Antelope Canyon) are on Native American land.

My glamorous dinner – it really couldn‘t be more American – consisted of deep fried chicken wings with wedges and Buffalo sauce – and a huge bud light – sitting in a SUV on a Walmart parking lot listening to country music. Yeah!
I swear I did my shopping at the organic store though and paid like 3$ for a cucumber…does it have superpowers? 🧐 Food and groceries cost much more money than I expected – I‘m only going to eat cold food as I don‘t want to fuel up my cooker before flying again next week…





